So I have finally succumbed to popular demand and decided to write a blog. Okay that is not the whole truth, I am a bit of a self centred, egotistical twat and like the idea of having bits of cyber space being dedicated to ME. I do hope one day real space will be dedicated to me like a library or a college at Durham but knowing me it's more likely to be a prison wing or an alcoholics anonymous centre. I haven't quite figured out what I will do to for such an honour to be bestowed on me- I will probably have to do some great charitable act or something. BUT if people think I am going to do a Princess Diana and walk on a mine field and build schools and shit, then they have another thing coming...my great gift to mankind will be to ...(drum roll) give the Third World cleavage. They (thanks to me) will go from this:
Yeah I would not be happy If I had come out of the womb to be greeted by those either
To THIS:
HAPPY DAYS...I will be to the Third World what The Fonz was to Arnold's Drive In.
So YUP think I have covered all the basics of an introductory post....my style is rude, obnoxious, imperialist and emotional (mostly angry....) so suck it up SUGAR BRITCHES.
P.S. I am dyslexic so the three musketeers Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation and me do not get on...and I do not appreciate jumped up pricks correcting me on it...capishe.
